Thursday, August 5, 2021

SARAH PALIN ...


 

Sarah Palin hints she may run for US Senate in Alaska against Lisa Murkowski -- 

'If God Wants Me To'


Sarah ... I spoke to God last night and he was VERY SPECIFIC.  He told me HE DOESN' T WANT YOU TO.  

First of all, you're divorced, and you know how God feels about that.  

Second of all, your daughter has three baby daddy's, is also married and divorced and, well ... you know how he feels about that too.

And lastly, according to Right Wing Watch, you made the following comments during a July 22 appearance with Che Ahn at a leadership conference cosponsored by Ahn's Harvest International Ministry and the Latino Coalition for Israel, you said:  "I would say you guys better be there for me this time, because a lot of people were not there for me last time," Palin said.

That sounds pretty Trumpy to me.

And last but not least, 

U A CRAZY BITCH!

Let's compare.  

Lisa Murkowski's background:

Born:  Ketchikan, AK
Husband:  Verne Martell
Children:  Two sons, Nicolas and Matt
High School:  Monroe High School, Fairbanks, AK (1975)
University:  Economics Degree, Georgetown University (1980)
Post-Graduate:  Juris Doctor, Williamette College of Law (1985)
Career History:  Attorney, Private Commercial Law Practice in Alaska
Alaska State Legislature:  Alaska State Representative from 1999-2002
U.S. Senate:  Appointed in 2002, elected to a full six-year term in 2004, re-elected in 2010 in a historic write-in campaign, and re-elected for another six year term in 2016


Sarah Palin's background:

NAME:   Sarah Heath Palin.

AGE-BIRTH DATE-LOCATION:  44; born Feb. 11, 1964; Sandpoint, Idaho.

EXPERIENCE:  Alaska governor since December 2006; unsuccessful run for Republican nomination for lieutenant governor in 2002; chairwoman of the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission, 2003-2004; served two terms as Wasilla mayor and two terms on city council.

EDUCATION:  Graduated University of Idaho, 1987, journalism.

FAMILY: Husband, Todd; five children.

BUSINESS:  Worked as sports reporter for two Anchorage television stations; owned with her husband a snowmobile, watercraft, ATV business from 1994-97. Husband is a North Slope oil field worker.

NEXT ...

FREAKING COVID.

So, I happen to work at a place where a lot of my co-workers are not vaccinated.  They wear their masks and they REFUSE to have their "RIGHTS" violated, believe all of this is a hoax and that the government is injecting us with poison that will alter our DNA and in one generation we will all grow tails, blah blah fuckin' blah.  

So we had our monthly Zoom meeting and The Big Cheese was trying to convey how important it is to get vaccinated (without stepping on anyone's toes) but you could just tell that if he could, he would have said ...

" JUST GET THE FU*KING VACCINE YOU MORONS!!!!   JEEZ!"

And then he answered a million "anonymous" questions from staff about the virus.  Are you going to make us get the shot?  What if I don't want to?  What about people who aren't vaccinated, can I tell them something? (sure, if you want to start WWIII), and ON AND ON AND ON.

Here's what's going to happen folks.  I GUARANTEE you that government is going to have to mandate that people get the vaccine.  Because if they don't, this thing will spread and mutate and spread and mutate until we have to ship off half of America to an island in the middle of the ocean.

And Trump started ALL OF IT.  


Right now, if he told the entire male population to castrate themselves ... THEY WOULD!  It is quite incredible.  All Trump would have to do is make a public announcement that he had the vaccine and he believes everyone should get it because he realizes, NOW, that it is the best thing to do and then all these Cretans would line up at CVS's, and clinics, and doctors offices in order to do just that.


THE END.

Wednesday, July 21, 2021

BILLIONAIRE BEZOS ...

Look at him in his little spacesuit.  
You know he actually thanked all of his Amazon employees for making this possible?  Does this guy understand that his employees are underpaid and overworked?  Also, he spoke about moving all pollutants into space so that the Earth can remain clean and pristine.  So, we're going to venture into space, land on another planet, pollute the fuck out of it, and then everything will be beautiful on earth?  SMH.  What an idiot.  

I KNOW ... Why doesn't he take all those GAZILLIONS of dollars (of which he paid NO TAXES ON) and make earth pristine and beautiful NOW?  I know why .... because it would benefit MANKIND instead of his original plan which will make him GAZILLIONS OF MORE DOLLARS.  What a philanthropist.  

P.S.  Lauren, you might want to ease up on the Botox.  

So sad how gazillionaires know that they could NEVER get a woman as their regular self, but now that they're a gazillionaire they can.  Like it doesn't even bother them that if they had no money the woman they have wouldn't stay around for five seconds.  But I guess I had have to talk to the other head and that one doesn't have a brain.  SIGH.

Then we have Richard Branson, another philanthropist, who also wants to conquer space.  You know, maybe in a hundred years this will be an amazing accomplishment.  Maybe not.  In any event, I won't be here to see it  ... thank God.  
NEXT ....  

Rudy Giulian has FINALLY been disbarred.  

And it only took FIVE YEARS.  This is BAD people.  Being disbarred is no joke.  Rudy is basically ruined.  Karma, Rudy.  Karma.  Now get yourself a good therapist and some meds.

ALSO, Trump aides reportedly gave Rudy Giuliani the wrong time to keep him away from debate prep.  As if Trump prepared.  

 

So the truth comes out.

The only reason I would wish to live to be 100 is to see what and how this administration is remembered. 

 And last, but not least ... 


Anthony Fauci gives Rand Paul a spanking.  FINALLY.






Friday, May 14, 2021

FOOLS ...

 Marjorie Taylor Greene confronts Ocasio-Cortez outside House Chamber Wednesday



Ocasio-Cortez left the House chamber late Wednesday afternoon ahead of Greene, who shouted "Hey Alexandria" twice to get her attention.  "Hey Alexandria?"  This reminds me of the time I confronted a little homegirl on the bus who was harassing my 7th grade ass and my dad told me to call her bluff ... so I did.  Marjorie hun ... you're behaving like a seventh grader.  

And I hardly think AOC is a chicken, as you call her.  I seriously doubt she is afraid to "debate" you because she knows lots of big words that you won't understand so she is actually taking pity on you and your ignorance.  Just face it Marge, you're not up to the task of ANYTHING, let alone debating Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez.  

NEXT ...   

Trump asked the Secret Service to get 'these fat guys off my detail' because 'they can't run down the street,' according to new book ...

They can run faster than you you fat fuck ...


NEXT ... 

Liz Cheney 

Liz Cheney is not my friend.  HOWEVER, she is the only Republican who had the gonads to speak her truth and for that I respect her tremendously.  
I have not been paying much attention to political news lately.  For one reason, I'm not afraid that Joe Biden is going to cause World War three, or incite a civil war.  But the talk about how the GOP is now Trump's party and he wants to run again -- well, four years is a long way away and anything can happen.  If Trump doesn't get thrown in la pinta and decides he wants to run for president again, let us not forget he will be 78 years old and by then his dementia will be full blown.  Not that that would bother any of his supporters (because let's face it, most of them are already brain dead) ... 

THAT'S ALL.

Thursday, April 15, 2021

YET ANOTHER POLITICAL PERV ...

 


Another All American Boy gone bad.  Naked pictures?  Underage girls?  Fake I.D.s?  Sex trafficking females from place to place on the government's dime?  Drugs?

Gaetz is saying that he is being extorted.  We will see.  And just let me add this ... Chris Cuomo is reporting on this.  UH ... DUDE ... your brother is accused of being a perv TOO.  These people have no shame.  None of them.  

 NEXT ...


Hi Ho ... Hi Ho ... it's off to Hell you go ,... la la la la la la la la hi ho!  Hi Ho!



Ivanka said that “getting vaccinated is our best way to beat this virus and protect ourselves and others.”

WHO?  

Monday, February 22, 2021

OK ...

Ever notice how Tucker Carlson always looks like he doesn't know what the f**k is going 

on ...



That's all.

Friday, February 19, 2021

TED ...

 While Texas freezes ...



Ted takes the family to Cancun ...





That's all.


Wednesday, February 17, 2021

RUSH LIMBAUGH DEAD ...

 


As Rush leaves his body he sees a swirling tunnel above with a pinpoint of light that grows and grows until he is enveloped by the welcoming, warm light.  He is surrounded by love and peace and within this light appears the figure of a man ... it is Jesus.

Jesus:  What did you do with the life I gave you?

Rush:  

Jesus:  I created you with a disability.  You were born deaf, yet I enabled you to speak to millions of people and influence them.  What message did you give?

Rush:

Jesus:  I blessed you with riches.  A life of wealth and privilege.  You knew the most important people in the world.  What did you speak of?  Love?  Forgiveness?  Gratitude?

Rush:

Jesus:  With all I blessed you with, what did you do to make the world a better place?

At that point the Lord points and Rush looks to his right to see himself, in his satellite bubble, speaking vitriol and hatred.  Demeaning women.  Speaking words of racist hatred about black people.  Stirring up people to hate and anger.  Influencing millions upon millions to judge and to hate their neighbor.











 “You know who deserves a posthumous Medal of Honor? James Earl Ray [the confessed assassin of Martin Luther King]. We miss you, James. Godspeed.”


“The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.”

 

“Take that bone out of your nose and call me back (to an African American female caller).”  


"I think it's time to get rid of this whole National Basketball Association. Call it the TBA, the Thug Basketball Association, and stop calling them teams. Call 'em gangs." 


Responding to a caller who said black people should have a greater voice on issues: "They are 12 percent of the population. Who the hell cares?"


"Women should not be allowed on juries where the accused is a stud." 

"Women still live longer than men because their lives are easier." 

I'm a huge supporter of women. What I'm not a supporter of is liberalism. Feminism is what I oppose, and feminism has led women astray. I love women. I don't know where all this got started. I love the women's movement, especially when walking behind it." 

On Sandra Fluke, a Georgetown law student who testified before Congress about the importance of health insurance covering birth control: "What does it say about the college co-ed Susan Fluke who goes before a congressional committee and essentially says that she must be paid to have sex — what does that make her? It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute."

He began airing “Barack, the Magic Negro,” a racist parody song about then-Sen. Barack Obama’s popularity with many white voters, in 2007.

On the dangers of secondhand smoking, and smoking in general: "That is a myth. That has been disproven at the World Health Organization and the report was suppressed. There is no fatality whatsoever. There's no even major sickness component associated with secondhand smoke. It may irritate you, and you may not like it, but it will not make you sick, and it will not kill you...Firsthand smoke takes 50 years to kill people, if it does. Not everybody that smokes gets cancer. Now, it's true that everybody who smokes dies, but so does everyone who eats carrots ... I would like a medal for smoking cigars, is what I'm saying."   RUSH DIED OF LUNG CANCER.

“Let the unskilled jobs that take absolutely no knowledge whatsoever to do — let stupid and unskilled Mexicans do that work.”




At this point Rush begins to cry and begs for his life review to stop.  For all of his bravado and bluster, for once being paid millions of dollars and being lauded for his cruel and racist comments, he has nothing but shame and horror at the hateful negativity he put out into the world and he now realizes how all of that hate goes into the ether and changes the energy of the entire world.  How do I possibly undo this damage?! 

Jesus:  You can't.  It is too late.