Friday, September 30, 2016

DEAR DONALD, ...

In light of all your female bashing, misogynistic, hateful, fat-shaming, lying negativity I am writing to inform you of all of YOUR flaws.

So let's start with your "Is He Fuckable" score. On a scale from 1 to 10 ... you're a one.

1. You're fat.

     a.  See photo above. As you accused Alicia Machado, it appears
          that someone loves to eat. It also appears that someone
          needs to exercise. Why don't we call a press conference and
          have the world watch you do push-ups! Yeah. It will give you
          motivation and incentive to lose those extra 90 lbs.

2. You're orange. Orange is not a tan. Orange is orange.

3. You hair is stupid. Either shave that thing and get some plugs but for
     the love of GOD stop with the comb over. You're bald. Accept it.

4.  You're draft-dodger. A pussy. Yellow. A coward. A man with no nuts.

This does not constitute, nor does it suffice as "serving your country." It's called Military SCHOOL. NOT serving in the Military.

5. As to your lying accusation that Alicia Machado has made a sex tape ... here we have your THIRD wife ... (there were plenty of other nastier pictures to choose from but I chose to be kind) ...

When you divorce Melania (because you will), you need to give her a LARGE LARGE settlement. I'd say more than half of your fortune. Imagine if you will ... you are her. How would you feel if you had to blow YOU for the last 20 years? I'd say that is money well earned.

6. You do not belong in the 21st Century ... You Donald ... are a Neanderthal.
     In the worlds of Lisa Lampanelli ... thank God you have money because if
     you were born broke you'd be fucking her.

Thank you.

Friday, September 23, 2016

RANT ...

p.s. If either one of these videos doesn't play, go to Youtube. It is worth watching!

WELLS FARGO … these bastards did this to me! They opened a checking account without my knowledge or permission! I signed NOTHING and all of a sudden I began receiving monthly statements with a $10 service charge! EVERY MONTH for a checking account I never opened. I was able to get them to cancel it and refund me the service charges after about five or six months of writing letters and finally had to drop the name of the big fancy law firm I worked for and threaten litigation in order for them to take care of it.

This asshole right here

NOW, John Stumpf, the CEO of Wells Fargo has been tarred and feathered by Elizabeth Warren for firing hundreds of lower level staff for opening these accounts when you all know goddam well it was the Big Shots who were telling the drones to do exactly that. Welcome to Corporate America. This is how it works. Big shots screw their customers and when they get caught they fire their low level employees for doing exactly what they MADE their low life staff do FOR THEM in the first place, whether ethical or not. ASSHOLES. I swear I hate people. MAN IF I WERE GOD THERE'D BE A LOT OF PEOPLE ON THEIR WAY TO HELL RIGHT NOW. BUT I take comfort in this thought ... Wells Fargo is going to be on the receiving end of ONE GIGANTIC CLASS ACTION WRONGFUL TERMINATION LAW SUIT and I hope all those poor people who were fired receive seven figure settlements. YES. SEVEN FIGURES.

NEXT ...

THE KAEPERNICK CONTROVERSY – Well, I basically started World War III on Facebook by posting video of the Oklahoma man getting shot by the police lady with the comment: THIS is what Kaepernick is protesting" and all Hell broke loose.

All my friends (who don't necessarily all know each other) started fighting! I felt TERRIBLE. But I have to say that in reading everyone's comments what became very clear was that NO ONE was really listening (or attempting to understand anyone's point of view) which is pretty typical. Everyone wants to be right. That is human. I get it. But when you want to be right, you also do not take in the information in a thoughtful way. You know ... really THINKING about the opposing viewpoint. Like I really do wonder how ANYONE can vote for Donald Trump. Know what I mean? And I have friends who I LOVE and who are exceptional people who are voting for him and I am just dumbfounded and very curious as to how they came to the conclusion that he is a good presidential candidate. And I'm fairly certain they think I'm crazy for voting for Hillary Clinton or Bernie Sanders or Jill Stein, or whoever. But I really believe (so corny I know) but I do believe that if people really TRIED to understand each other we would "GET" each other better.

I can tell you one thing ... I sure miss Walter Cronkite. No bias, JUST THE NEWS. And he was the most trusted man in America. Can you say that about any of today's newscasters?

If you watch CNN, MSNBC, FOX, they are all slanted, it's true. If Kellyanne Conway, Donald Trumps mouthpiece, is on MSNBC and Don Lemon is questioning her about some of Trump's incendiary comments or his lack of a plan she will immediately turn it around and start accusing Hillary of all her wrongs, and vice-versa. You cannot get a straight answer to ANYTHING.

SO, back to Kaepernick. My feeling is this:

Until you have lived in the skin of a black person you cannot EVER understand the reality of living with racial profiling, being afraid your son might be shot by the police, getting followed around a department store because some sales person thinks you’re going to rip them off. If the flag represents America and America stands for LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL then it should be Liberty and Justice FOR ALL.

But, when you live in a dumbed-down society where people don't read, you will have groups like "the Deplorables" who are CERTAIN that Obama is going to take your guns away and that Trump really is going to make America great again based on what someone said on FOX. *sigh*

NEXT ...

DONALD FUCKING TRUMP … Debate Monday. CAN'T WAIT. I think it is going to EPIC and go down in one of two ways. (1) Hillary will hand Donald a new asshole; or (2) it will be a slugfest of personal insults and no substantive debate.

If it in fact, turns into a slugfest, I can guarantee you it WILL be Donald's fault. he will take the debate off the rails and then there is nowhere else to go but down. For Hillary, it will be akin to trying to have a substantive conversation with a gnat.

Thank you.

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

trump, alt right, shooting of black man on highway and kaepernick

Friday, September 16, 2016

KILL ME ALREADY ...

SO I have seriously had it with Donald Trump. EVERY DAY TWENTY FOUR SEVEN TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP!!! He is ruining my life! It's as though I am existing in some strange version of Hell that I must endure this vile ignoramus on a never ending stream of news, T.V. and radio. AND ANOTHER THING … WHY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD does no one call him out!? He just blathers his horrible, hateful comments like diarrhea of the mouth and NO ONE, not one rational thinking human being calls him out on his bullshit or confronts him. Well, actually they kind of do but Trump just mows them over with more bullshit.

And NOW, after years, he has finally admitted (albeit reluctantly) that Obama was born in the United States. Gee ... how fucking magnanimous of you. After hounding the man to release his birth certificate and telling the world he had "people" in Hawaii investigating the issue and what they were finding was "very interesting" ... THEN never EVER provided the "interesting" material BECAUSE THERE WAS NONE.

THEN, instead of providing his medical records to the public or whoever, he instead goes on the Dr. Oz show (eyes rolling) to talk about his fantastic health. Although he actually admitted he is on Lipitor (because he has high cholesterol because he eats nothing but junk food and is a BIG FAT PIG).

THEN, he continues to refuse to submit his taxes.

He has no plan. None. He's just going to wing it. Once he's president, he'll surround himself with the best YES men he can find and THEY can run the country.

OH! THEN he also had this to say about Ivanka’s interview with Cosmopolitan magazine:

Donald Trump Calls Reporter Who Grilled Ivanka ‘Non-Intelligent’

(though he admits he didn't read the interview but he heard about it and the interviewer "attacked Ivanka viciously." GAWD.

Dear Donald,

Ivanka was NOT attacked "viciously." I can guarantee you that your daughter has NEVER been attacked viciously by ANYONE because she is Ivanka Trump. No one has ever told her "you're fired!", no one has ever made her get them their lunch, no one has ever sexually harassed her because YOU'RE her daddy, no one has ever said NO to her. Ivanka doesn't know what it is like to live in the real world. Everyday, average Americans take SH*T from their bosses, put up with rude sales people, you know ... the kind of people who kiss your ass, they deal with horrible commutes, frustrations and stresses of life that you nor Ivanka could ever imagine. So from me to you, tell Ivanka to grow a spine. It's a tough world out here ... and Ivanka doesn't have the backbone to survive it. Neither do your douchie sons.

Thank you.

Thursday, September 15, 2016

TRUMP (... who else)

I am so, SO, SO TIRED of this asshole. He's on T.V. 24/7. He

Thursday, August 18, 2016

IN LIGHT OF THE CURRENT ELECTION ...

I thought I'd repost a little ditty I wrote back in 2011. I wrote a funny little post about my running for president which I thought was hilarious although there were some who called me Socialist.

Repost - 2011

So after much thought and serious consideration I have decided to throw my hat into the ring and run for President (hell, if Michelle Bachman and Donald Trump can do it then so can I). I am running for the Truth, Freedom and Fairness Party and this is what I'm gonna do for YOU!

1. No wars. EVER.

2. Tax the excrement out of all rich bankers/CEOs and Wall Street billionaires (no excuses, no tax loopholes/tax shelters or write-off's, EVER. You will pay 50% income tax on all of your earnings in full, every year, WITHOUT QUESTION, for the rest of your lives. Thank you. (happy face)

3. No taxes, EVER for any working stiff. They've paid enough taxes to last the next five decades. Under my Presidency, all working Joe's will get a big fat break including 4 weeks of paid vacation every year and sick days when you're sick. And NO MORE "AT WILL" employment or "RIGHT TO WORK" states EVER.

4. Wall Street - next time you get into a jam ... YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN. PERIOD.

5. All the jobs that have been "outsourced" must come back to the United States IMMEDIATELY and all super, wealthy CEO's who sold out America by outsourcing jobs will now have to hire American workers at no less than $30 an hour, provide medical/dental and vision insurance, long term disability and also provide a cost of living raise EVERY YEAR for EVERY SINGLE EMPLOYEE. PERIOD. (Watch how fast the economy picks up! Your little pinheads will spin).

6. All monies (taxes) that have been used to fund the wars in Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya (and God knows where else cause you know all these politicians lie like a bunch of rugs) must be refunded to every single taxpayer with a letter of apology and a complete accounting of what every penny was used for. IN DETAIL.

7. The draft will be re-instituted. However, we will not take the young. The young will be provided with free college educations and/or training in the area of whatever their heart's may desire. The draft will now consist of rich, fat, flag-waving, right wing Americans who so love America ... now, YOU CAN PROVE IT. We will start with the TV and radio personalities, Limbaugh, Beck, O'Reilly, Coulter, etc.) You fuckers go fight for a while - lose a limb, an eye, a ball ... I don't give a crap. And, upon your return, when you are suffering from post traumatic stress syndrome ... TOO BAD. No aid for you. Pull yourselves up by your bootstraps and deal with it.

8. Women will now make more money than men. FOREVER. And no sexual harassment of any kind will be tolerated EVER. PERIOD. END OF STORY. Furthermore, any trial or mediation that may result from a sexual harassment charge, the "Harasser" will heretofore be considered GUILTY until proven INNOCENT. Put that in you pipes and smoke it ... assholes.

9. ANYONE caught lying/bribing/cheating/stealing/whoring will be banned from public office. FOREVER. NO QUESTIONS ASKED. And get some therapy ... on your own dime you jerk-offs.

10. And last but not least, lunch at all places of employment, from now on will now be two hours long. You've worked hard all your lives .... enjoy your lunch dammit!

SO ... COME ON EVERYBODY! WHOSE WITH ME?!

SEE! HILARIOUS RIGHT?!

FOR THIS ELECTION CYCLE I WILL ADD THE FOLLOWING TO MY PLATFORM:

1. Instead of ousting and denying Muslims entry into this country, I’m going to oust all rich, white, billionaires, CEO’s, hedge fund managers, and bankers who are currently living in the United States and send them off to the countries where they're hiding all their illegally earned and non-taxed cash.

2. I’m going to carpet bomb (well, maybe area rug bomb) Trump Tower, Wall Street, and all Walmarts, and if innocent people die … oh well.

3. I’m going to make all the cowardly, rich, white, right wing conservatives who were YELLOW during the Vietnam war (e.g., Donald Trump, Dick Cheney, George W., Rush Limbaugh, Mitt Romney, and just for good measure I'm going to throw in Ted Cruz, Mike Pence and Chris Christie) and send them all to Afghanistan. Stay there for about a year. Absorb. Then … I want you to write me a paper in 1,000 words or less, about how you really feel about “boots on the ground.”

4. I want Donald Trump and Mike Pence to build the wall separating Mexico from the U.S. And I mean the two of them alone. Yes. You read correctly. Donald and Mike. You guys buy the bricks, get the mortar, build the wall. And Donald, since you're very VERY rich (as you love to keep reminding everyone) the cost of this undertaking should be just a drop in the bucket for a gazillionaire like you. You can pay for all the supplies. [insert happy face here]. I know it's daunting, but it will make you the darling of the Tea Party, so look at it as labor well invested.

And, last but not least ...

5. I want all of you to study the Constitution and report to me (with citations and references) all instances where it says that you can BOMB anyone, anywhere, anytime.

Thank you.

SO ... WHOSE WITH ME?!

Thursday, June 9, 2016

TRUMP ...

“It is unfortunate that my comments have been misconstrued as a categorical attack against people of Mexican heritage,” the statement said. “I am friends with and employ thousands of people of Mexican and Hispanic descent.”

YEAH YEAH YEAH. WE know. You LOVE Mexicans.

Donald, as a Mexican-American whose family has been here for generations (I have no relatives in Mexico who are rapists or drug dealers. In fact, I have no relatives in Mexico, because, well …WE WERE ALL BORN HERE) ... anyway, I don't need your freaking apology. You know why? Because you're not sorry. Your insulting words about Mexicans and Mexican-Americans mean nothing to me because you are an idiot. Liken it to this ... I'm walking down the sidewalk, I see a pile of dog-shit, I walk AROUND it. I do not step IN it. YOU, Donald are the dog-shit.

This is what happens when you give an idiot too much power and fame. Trump will say anything, retract, and then say it again if the wind is blowing in the right direction. I notice that he has been quite silent in the wake of these latest remarks when normally he would be on every television and radio station on the planet to "address" his comments and stress how much he LOVES THE MEXICANS while eating a taco.

I think Mr. Trump has finally gone too far. Which is shocking to me because in my opinion “too far” was a long time ago. When Lindsay Graham states that he wants to the party to un-endorse Trump you have obviously done some pretty serious damage. I have to hand it to the Republicans for stepping up. Even they can see that Trump is cuckoo for coco puffs.

Mexico steals U.S. jobs! Donald Trump recently resurrected this jewel by weighing in against Nabisco and Ford for shifting production to Mexico from high-cost Illinois and Michigan. Never mind that one reason Ford made the move was to take advantage of Mexico’s free-trade agreements with the European Union and other countries, meaning that opposition to free trade is the very thing that drives business abroad. YET, while Donald Trump condemns Mexico for "taking our jobs," he had a waterfront development in Baja California, MEXICO which included 525 condo-hotel units in three 16 story towers. Emphasis would be on luxury living and exclusivity; swimming pools, spas, tennis courts and find dining.

Ground was broken but that was as far as it got. It was hit by financial problems in 2008 and everything came to a screeching halt.

Shortly after, a lawsuit was filed by 200 people against Trump, his children and the developer, claiming that they were deceived into believing they were buying into a Trump property.

Billboard announcing the Trump resort in Baja.

News

Here’s why Trump might not like Mexico

Buyers sued after Baja resort had been sold as a Trump project

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Mexico News Daily | Thursday, February 26, 2015

Thanks to the monitoring of real estate developer Donald Trump’s Twitter account, the world knows what he thinks of the Academy Awards, the winning Mexican director’s film Birdman, and investing in Mexico which, in short, is very little.

What the world might not know is that Trump’s tweet regarding investing in Mexico might stir up some unpleasant memories for nearly 200 people who paid a total of more than US $20 million in deposits on luxury ocean-view condominiums at Trump Ocean Resort Baja.
The seven-hectare waterfront resort development at Playa Bandera, Baja California, 16 kilometers from the U.S. border, was to include 526 condo-hotel units in three 16-story towers, and was announced in 2006 as a Trump project. A report by SanDiegoRed says the emphasis would be on luxury living and exclusivity: swimming pools, spas, tennis courts and fine dining.
Ground was broken but that was as far as it got: it was hit by financial problems in 2008 and shut down in 2009.
Shortly after, a lawsuit was filed by nearly 70 plaintiffs against Donald Trump, his children and the developer. They claimed that they were deceived into believing they were buying into a Trump project.
But in fact they were not.
Trump claimed that he did no more than license his name to the developer and that he was not responsible for the development, although his name appeared on all its marketing materials. That, said an attorney representing the plaintiffs, gave a sense of security to buyers who would not have invested had they known the truth.
Trump told the San Diego Union-Tribune at the time that while he was not happy with what had occurred, he had never been to the site and that the developers had simply licensed his name.
Four years later, the plaintiffs reached a settlement with Trump.
A similar situation has since occurred in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, where buyers sued after a Trump International Hotel & Tower project went off the rails. In that case as well, Trump denied responsibility, saying he had done nothing more than license his name.
Sources: San Diego Union-Tribune (en), SanDiegoRed (en), New Times (en)

- See more at: http://mexiconewsdaily.com/news/heres-trump-might-not-like-mexico/#sthash.Wx9TYn7L.dpuf

Billboard announcing the Trump resort in Baja.

News

Here’s why Trump might not like Mexico

Buyers sued after Baja resort had been sold as a Trump project

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Mexico News Daily | Thursday, February 26, 2015

- See more at: http://mexiconewsdaily.com/news/heres-trump-might-not-like-mexico/#sthash.Wx9TYn7L.dpuf

Billboard announcing the Trump resort in Baja.

News

Here’s why Trump might not like Mexico

Buyers sued after Baja resort had been sold as a Trump project

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Mexico News Daily | Thursday, February 26, 2015

- See more at: http://mexiconewsdaily.com/news/heres-trump-might-not-like-mexico/#sthash.Wx9TYn7L.dpuf

Billboard announcing the Trump resort in Baja.

News

Here’s why Trump might not like Mexico

Buyers sued after Baja resort had been sold as a Trump project

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Mexico News Daily | Thursday, February 26, 2015

- See more at: http://mexiconewsdaily.com/news/heres-trump-might-not-like-mexico/#sthash.Wx9TYn7L.dpuf

Know what Trump said?

Trump told The Times that the developers were to blame, saying he merely licensed his name to the 525-unit oceanfront project and was not involved in building it.

The same thing happened in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida.

THIS IS HIS M.O. He deflects. Denies. Lies.

HERE IS THE POINT. Trump will build and do business with anyone, anywhere ... even Hitler if he knew he'd make a YUGE profit. He's a shyster. A hypocrite and a racist.