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An Evangelical University Is Helping Create A Movie About How Trump Was Chosen By God

The theory that Trump was appointed by God is not that uncommon within evangelical circles.

I saw this in Huffington Post.  At first I thought it was a joke.  It isn't. 


The Trump Prophecy tells the story of Mark Taylor, a retired firefighter from Orlando, Florida, who believes God told him in April 2011 that Trump would one day become president of the United States.  In an interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network, Taylor claims he was watching television around 2 am when Trump appeared on a news segment.  He said he then heard the voice of God telling him, "You're hearing the voice of a president." (Copied from Huffington Post).


I wonder what it is that makes Christians so certain that God is, in fact, speaking to them?  I've been a believer all my life and God has never spoken to me.  Not as a voice in my head, or a voice outside of my head.  He's answered some prayers and not answered others, but he has never spoken to me like he apparently speaks to all these Christians.  They (the Christians) would probably say that God has not spoken to me because I've never been "born again," or because I'm a Catholic and I worship at the pagan-whore-of-Babylon church.  I'm certain they could cite any number of scriptures as to why God would not speak to me. 


Here's what I think of them ... Y'ALL ARE FUCKING CRAZY. 

Now, here's a scenario I would like to put forth.  God did, in fact, speak to me only yesterday.  And you know what he told me?  He told me that Trump is the Antichrist and the last days are now being ushered in by an evil GOP.  He did.  He said just that.  Yesterday.  To me. 


THIS IS WHY THERE IS VERY SPECIFIC LANGUAGE IN THE CONSTITUTION WITH REGARD TO SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE.


YES the pilgrims came her for their religious freedom.  To worship without fear.  But consider this .... just as the Spanish conquered the Aztec empire, burned their writings, destroyed their temples and erased an entire history of a brilliant people who were burned alive for being heathens and not converting to Christianity, so did the early Americans rip and rob and lie to millions of native Americans who were ALREADY here, practicing their religion peacefully on their own continent before the REAL Christians arrived to set everyone straight and convert everyone to their religion:  Christianity.  This is what one might call an oxymoron.


NEXT ....

OK, first of all, look at the grin on his face.  So apparently, porn stars have the power to effect real change.  Due to the good works of Kim Kardashian, Alice Johnson, a woman serving a life sentence for drugs will be leaving prison due to Trump granting her clemency. 


In my previous post I suggested that Mr. Trump provide and pay for DNA tests for all incarcerated men who have been wrongfully convicted of rape or murder.  This would be a yuge act of human kindness (which I realize is something somewhat foreign to the Orange One), but if it would manifest love from the masses .... why not?


See, all it takes is a pair of tits to get something like this accomplished.  Too bad Kim Jung Un is a man.


So my feeling is this.  Good for Alice Johnson that she has received clemency.  However, you all know that this would NEVER have happened had the woman requesting clemency looked like me and had not been married to Yeezy.


Thoughts?