BILLIONAIRE BEZOS ...

Look at him in his little spacesuit.  

You know he actually thanked all of his Amazon employees for making this possible?  Does this guy understand that his employees are underpaid and overworked?  Also, he spoke about moving all pollutants into space so that the Earth can remain clean and pristine.  So, we're going to venture into space, land on another planet, pollute the fuck out of it, and then everything will be beautiful on earth?  SMH.  What an idiot.  

I KNOW ... Why doesn't he take all those GAZILLIONS of dollars (of which he paid NO TAXES ON) and make earth pristine and beautiful NOW?  I know why .... because it would benefit MANKIND instead of his original plan which will make him GAZILLIONS OF MORE DOLLARS.  What a philanthropist.  

P.S.  Lauren, you might want to ease up on the Botox.  

So sad how gazillionaires know that they could NEVER get a woman as their regular self, but now that they're a gazillionaire they can.  Like it doesn't even bother them that if they had no money the woman they have wouldn't stay around for five seconds.  But I guess I had have to talk to the other head and that one doesn't have a brain.  SIGH.

Then we have Richard Branson, another philanthropist, who also wants to conquer space.  You know, maybe in a hundred years this will be an amazing accomplishment.  Maybe not.  In any event, I won't be here to see it  ... thank God.  

NEXT ....  

Rudy Giulian has FINALLY been disbarred.  

And it only took FIVE YEARS.  This is BAD people.  Being disbarred is no joke.  Rudy is basically ruined.  Karma, Rudy.  Karma.  Now get yourself a good therapist and some meds.

ALSO, Trump aides reportedly gave Rudy Giuliani the wrong time to keep him away from debate prep.  As if Trump prepared.  

 

So the truth comes out.

The only reason I would wish to live to be 100 is to see what and how this administration is remembered. 

 And last, but not least ... 

Anthony Fauci gives Rand Paul a spanking.  FINALLY.