KEVIN MCCARTHY ...

After 15 rounds of voting Marjorie Taylor Greene was elected speaker of the house.  She went ahead and let Kevin McCarthy bang the gavel like a big boy. 

After granting concession after concession, the new speaker is guaranteed to get his portrait in the speaker's gallery and the official title of Speaker of the House with none of the really boring work he'd have to do if he were the REAL speaker.  

Let the clown show begin.

The lastest headlines ...

 Rep. Matt Gaetz’s Associate Joel Greenberg Gets 11-Year Prison Sentence

As The Daily Beast reported exclusively last year, Greenburg wrote a confession letter laying out how the congressman paid him to arrange for sex with multiple women—as well as a girl who was 17 at the time. And as the Beast also revealed, Greenberg’s private Venmo logs showed how the congressman did indeed pay him — and at one point mentioned the teen in a transaction memo. The FBI has that evidence, but the Department of Justice has yet to move on Gaetz. And while The Washington Post reported that the feds are dropping the sex crimes probe, eight sources told us the overall investigation continues.  ... right.

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A House committee has gained access to six years of former President Donald J. Trump’s tax returns after the Supreme Court last week paved the way for the release of records he had long sought to keep secret.

Despite this, NOTHING will happen to the previous president.  I say this with love for all of you ... Don't Get Your Hopes Up.  Justice does not come to all.  I wish it did, but it doesn't.  After TWO impeachments, countless sexist and racist comments, and telling the public to drink bleach to cure Covid ... Trump will spend the rest of his life at Mar-a-Lago plotting revenge on every last one of his enemies.  

The ONLY thing that could perhaps convince his "fans" that he is not who they think he is would be something out of The Dead Zone.  

Replace Martin Sheen with Donald Trump.

... and his minions still would not believe what they see with their own eyes even though it is captured on film.  SIGH.

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Hooded Kanye West praises Nazis during Alex Jones interview: ‘I see good things about Hitler’

That's it.  No words other than WE'RE DOOMED.

HARD TRUTHS ...

1.    If these rioters were brown and black ... THEY'D ALL BE DEAD RIGHT NOW.

2.  If Kyle Rittenhouse were brown or black HE'D BE DEAD RIGHT NOW.  

Yeah.  I said it.

Everyone who went to Kenosha, Wisconsin with a weapon was taking his life into his own hands.  You do not walk into a riot with an AR-15 style semiautomatic rifle and think you're going to be a hero.  Someone is going to get shot and/or die.  PERIOD.  And EVERYONE who was there were asking for trouble. 

I have seen comments on FB (which I do not respond to) who believe this little shit was a hero.  They've even posted the criminal records of the two men who were killed and the third who was injured because in someone's idiotic logic the "bad guy criminals" got what they deserved and Kyle Rittenhouse is a hero.  

Uh ... excuse me, but ... didn't Kyle Rittenhouse go down there with a weapon too?  Or is that DIFFERENT?  

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The slovenly Steve Bannon mouthing off about how the blacks and the Mexicans are joining their movement.  In your F**King dreams Steve.  AS IF you'd even ALLOW blacks and Mexicans to participate in your stupid movement.

I'M DONE.

SARAH PALIN ...

 

Sarah Palin hints she may run for US Senate in Alaska against Lisa Murkowski -- 

'If God Wants Me To'

Sarah ... I spoke to God last night and he was VERY SPECIFIC.  He told me HE DOESN' T WANT YOU TO.  

First of all, you're divorced, and you know how God feels about that.  

Second of all, your daughter has three baby daddy's, is also married and divorced and, well ... you know how he feels about that too.

And lastly, according to Right Wing Watch, you made the following comments during a July 22 appearance with Che Ahn at a leadership conference cosponsored by Ahn's Harvest International Ministry and the Latino Coalition for Israel, you said:  "I would say you guys better be there for me this time, because a lot of people were not there for me last time," Palin said.

That sounds pretty Trumpy to me.

And last but not least, 

U A CRAZY BITCH!

Let's compare.  

Lisa Murkowski's background:

Born:  Ketchikan, AK

Husband:  Verne Martell

Children:  Two sons, Nicolas and Matt

High School:  Monroe High School, Fairbanks, AK (1975)

University:  Economics Degree, Georgetown University (1980)

Post-Graduate:  Juris Doctor, Williamette College of Law (1985)

Career History:  Attorney, Private Commercial Law Practice in Alaska

Alaska State Legislature:  Alaska State Representative from 1999-2002

U.S. Senate:  Appointed in 2002, elected to a full six-year term in 2004, re-elected in 2010 in a historic write-in campaign, and re-elected for another six year term in 2016

Sarah Palin's background:

NAME:   Sarah Heath Palin.

AGE-BIRTH DATE-LOCATION:  44; born Feb. 11, 1964; Sandpoint, Idaho.

EXPERIENCE:  Alaska governor since December 2006; unsuccessful run for Republican nomination for lieutenant governor in 2002; chairwoman of the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission, 2003-2004; served two terms as Wasilla mayor and two terms on city council.

EDUCATION:  Graduated University of Idaho, 1987, journalism.

FAMILY: Husband, Todd; five children.

BUSINESS:  Worked as sports reporter for two Anchorage television stations; owned with her husband a snowmobile, watercraft, ATV business from 1994-97. Husband is a North Slope oil field worker.

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FREAKING COVID.

So, I happen to work at a place where a lot of my co-workers are not vaccinated.  They wear their masks and they REFUSE to have their "RIGHTS" violated, believe all of this is a hoax and that the government is injecting us with poison that will alter our DNA and in one generation we will all grow tails, blah blah fuckin' blah.  

So we had our monthly Zoom meeting and The Big Cheese was trying to convey how important it is to get vaccinated (without stepping on anyone's toes) but you could just tell that if he could, he would have said ...

" JUST GET THE FU*KING VACCINE YOU MORONS!!!!   JEEZ!"

And then he answered a million "anonymous" questions from staff about the virus.  Are you going to make us get the shot?  What if I don't want to?  What about people who aren't vaccinated, can I tell them something? (sure, if you want to start WWIII), and ON AND ON AND ON.

Here's what's going to happen folks.  I GUARANTEE you that government is going to have to mandate that people get the vaccine.  Because if they don't, this thing will spread and mutate and spread and mutate until we have to ship off half of America to an island in the middle of the ocean.

And Trump started ALL OF IT.  

Right now, if he told the entire male population to castrate themselves ... THEY WOULD!  It is quite incredible.  All Trump would have to do is make a public announcement that he had the vaccine and he believes everyone should get it because he realizes, NOW, that it is the best thing to do and then all these Cretans would line up at CVS's, and clinics, and doctors offices in order to do just that.

THE END.

BILLIONAIRE BEZOS ...

Look at him in his little spacesuit.  

You know he actually thanked all of his Amazon employees for making this possible?  Does this guy understand that his employees are underpaid and overworked?  Also, he spoke about moving all pollutants into space so that the Earth can remain clean and pristine.  So, we're going to venture into space, land on another planet, pollute the fuck out of it, and then everything will be beautiful on earth?  SMH.  What an idiot.  

I KNOW ... Why doesn't he take all those GAZILLIONS of dollars (of which he paid NO TAXES ON) and make earth pristine and beautiful NOW?  I know why .... because it would benefit MANKIND instead of his original plan which will make him GAZILLIONS OF MORE DOLLARS.  What a philanthropist.  

P.S.  Lauren, you might want to ease up on the Botox.  

So sad how gazillionaires know that they could NEVER get a woman as their regular self, but now that they're a gazillionaire they can.  Like it doesn't even bother them that if they had no money the woman they have wouldn't stay around for five seconds.  But I guess I had have to talk to the other head and that one doesn't have a brain.  SIGH.

Then we have Richard Branson, another philanthropist, who also wants to conquer space.  You know, maybe in a hundred years this will be an amazing accomplishment.  Maybe not.  In any event, I won't be here to see it  ... thank God.  

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Rudy Giulian has FINALLY been disbarred.  

And it only took FIVE YEARS.  This is BAD people.  Being disbarred is no joke.  Rudy is basically ruined.  Karma, Rudy.  Karma.  Now get yourself a good therapist and some meds.

ALSO, Trump aides reportedly gave Rudy Giuliani the wrong time to keep him away from debate prep.  As if Trump prepared.  

 

So the truth comes out.

The only reason I would wish to live to be 100 is to see what and how this administration is remembered. 

 And last, but not least ... 

Anthony Fauci gives Rand Paul a spanking.  FINALLY.

FOOLS ...

 Marjorie Taylor Greene confronts Ocasio-Cortez outside House Chamber Wednesday

Ocasio-Cortez left the House chamber late Wednesday afternoon ahead of Greene, who shouted "Hey Alexandria" twice to get her attention.  "Hey Alexandria?"  This reminds me of the time I confronted a little homegirl on the bus who was harassing my 7th grade ass and my dad told me to call her bluff ... so I did.  Marjorie hun ... you're behaving like a seventh grader.  

And I hardly think AOC is a chicken, as you call her.  I seriously doubt she is afraid to "debate" you because she knows lots of big words that you won't understand so she is actually taking pity on you and your ignorance.  Just face it Marge, you're not up to the task of ANYTHING, let alone debating Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez.  

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Trump asked the Secret Service to get 'these fat guys off my detail' because 'they can't run down the street,' according to new book ...

They can run faster than you you fat fuck ...

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Liz Cheney 

Liz Cheney is not my friend.  HOWEVER, she is the only Republican who had the gonads to speak her truth and for that I respect her tremendously.  

I have not been paying much attention to political news lately.  For one reason, I'm not afraid that Joe Biden is going to cause World War three, or incite a civil war.  But the talk about how the GOP is now Trump's party and he wants to run again -- well, four years is a long way away and anything can happen.  If Trump doesn't get thrown in la pinta and decides he wants to run for president again, let us not forget he will be 78 years old and by then his dementia will be full blown.  Not that that would bother any of his supporters (because let's face it, most of them are already brain dead) ... 

THAT'S ALL.

YET ANOTHER POLITICAL PERV ...

 

Another All American Boy gone bad.  Naked pictures?  Underage girls?  Fake I.D.s?  Sex trafficking females from place to place on the government's dime?  Drugs?

Gaetz is saying that he is being extorted.  We will see.  And just let me add this ... Chris Cuomo is reporting on this.  UH ... DUDE ... your brother is accused of being a perv TOO.  These people have no shame.  None of them.  

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Hi Ho ... Hi Ho ... it's off to Hell you go ,... la la la la la la la la hi ho!  Hi Ho!

Ivanka Trump Gets COVID-19 Vaccine

Ivanka said that “getting vaccinated is our best way to beat this virus and protect ourselves and others.”

WHO?